From this side of the fence

For 3 days straight!

But of course, Chrislynn Siaw is too immaculately behaved for that.

Chrislynn Siaw is a nun!

And therefore Chrislynn Siaw will hide away in a corner with a glass of chinese tea in her hand, and scream in terror when a sexay dreadlocked beast looks in her direction.

Stop laughing, you fool. I meant every single word i said.

NOT! :D

Now don't get me wrong, Rainforest for me isn't just all about getting wasted and then some. Its the music that i can't get enough of and frankly, its become more of a tradition since i've been going almost every year for as long as i can remember! Yea it gets pretty expensive but trust me, its worth all your crisp bank notes with the Agong's ugly face on them. Besides, its the only awesome thing that happens in Kuching! Pathetic, i know, but thats how deprived we are.

On a random note, i hope the toilets are clean this year. It annoys me to the point of inexplicable madness when i happen go into one previously occupied by uncivallised neandarthals who can't aim properly. Like wtf, is your ass that big that it completely exceeds the potty hole range?? Yes, i know the interior of the cubicle sucks but redecorating every inch of it with your ass crap isn't gonna make it any better!

Bleh some people just dont respect the sacredness of the porcelain throne. Off with their heads!

I love the toilet. Apparently its my muse. I shit you not. xD That's why sometimes i bring in a pencil and a notebook in case i have an epiphany. And also because boring ba when you wait for the shit to come out! So might as well i do something productive, right? xD

Which reminds me! 2 days ago i had a moment of inspiration while i was shitting my sorrows away in the toilet. I suddenly had this Industrial-ish tune in my head which i just HAD to put some words to! So in the mean time, i practiced my Death Growl first and guess what? It sounded AWESOME! Holy crap! I was so proud of my retarded self that immediately showed off my new skill to Aaron! Then i went online and recorded my growl for Anne and my hoes. Haha! FYI i DID wash my hands, okai?




Oh and did i mention that Aaron and Sherry attempted to growl too? xD



Ahhhhhhh i love our gayness! Wanted to get Doreen to growl too but her sister was sleeping. Wouldn't want her to get nightmares now would i? :D

LOL you know i just find it so amusing to realize that i started this post with Rainforest and ended it with my toilet activities! xDDDD

Ok i shall shut up now. :)