I'm growing a beard. I shit you not
I had a tune 2 days ago and right now i'm trying to put words to it. So far my mind's been a total blank and i mean BLANK. Not even a single horny or disturbing thought, like wtf!
Anyway back to the song in the making. After 15 mins of staring at the paper with a brain damaged expression on my face, i finally wrote:
Dear testosterone, leave me alone. Those hairs on my chin, are so not IN.
OMG i iz poetic GENIUS! :D
Seriously i think i'm getting lamer and dumberer by the second. Aaron called me twice and i didnt hear him. At all! I'll probably start hallucinating anytime now. The voices in my head are telling me to go to my balcony and scream "I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNOT LIE!! "

Must be the flu meds kicking in.
Moving on...
Maybe its karma getting back at my jual mahal-ness, but right now I want what i want. I admit it. I FUCKIN WANT WHAT I WANT!!! There, i said it out loud! To myself at least. Unfortunately, what i want is behaving like a menopausal bitch with a fork up the ass. Mood swings, hot flushes, the whole shitload. Ironic that its coming from a creature who isn't even biologically programmed to behave like that. Bleh.
At least i have the Conquest for Death gig this Friday!! Ohmahfuckengad, i can't wait. I am so ready to get into the mosh pits and DESTROYYYYY! Then straight after that is the Halloween Party.
And guess what i'm dressing up as?

Ah well...
Oh and before i forget, Swinburne has this carnival thingy going on this Saturday so drop by and watch me rock out on stage! LOL suk kendirik! I'm such an attention whore, i know. :D And if you JUST happen to be reading this Nikki, i am NOT betraying LKW. Please don't take away my scholarship!
Yea that's it for now. Off to bed!
Anyway back to the song in the making. After 15 mins of staring at the paper with a brain damaged expression on my face, i finally wrote:
Dear testosterone, leave me alone. Those hairs on my chin, are so not IN.
OMG i iz poetic GENIUS! :D
Seriously i think i'm getting lamer and dumberer by the second. Aaron called me twice and i didnt hear him. At all! I'll probably start hallucinating anytime now. The voices in my head are telling me to go to my balcony and scream "I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNOT LIE!!

Moving on...
Maybe its karma getting back at my jual mahal-ness, but right now I want what i want. I admit it. I FUCKIN WANT WHAT I WANT!!! There, i said it out loud! To myself at least. Unfortunately, what i want is behaving like a menopausal bitch with a fork up the ass. Mood swings, hot flushes, the whole shitload. Ironic that its coming from a creature who isn't even biologically programmed to behave like that. Bleh.
At least i have the Conquest for Death gig this Friday!! Ohmahfuckengad, i can't wait. I am so ready to get into the mosh pits and DESTROYYYYY! Then straight after that is the Halloween Party.
And guess what i'm dressing up as?

I'm refering to myself as The Ex-wife just cz Zombie Bride sounds so... normal. Haha! My initial plan was to go as a MENTAL PATIENT but i couldn't find a straight-jacket.
But honestly, wouldn't i just look so god-damn awesome in this?
But honestly, wouldn't i just look so god-damn awesome in this?

Ah well...
Oh and before i forget, Swinburne has this carnival thingy going on this Saturday so drop by and watch me rock out on stage! LOL suk kendirik! I'm such an attention whore, i know. :D And if you JUST happen to be reading this Nikki, i am NOT betraying LKW. Please don't take away my scholarship!
Yea that's it for now. Off to bed!

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