From this side of the fence

 

I made the ultimate mistake of expecting my 19th birthday to be a very typical, generic one.

Because apparently, THE PLAN was:


Go Hartz.

Eat for the sakes of dying children in Africa.

Go home.


But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A group of retards who i actually TRUSTED and ADORED just had to come ONE HOUR late (fuck i actually thought nobody was gonna show up ok) and half of said retards arrived with a fuckin PENIS CAKE. In the presence of MY PARENTS!

And just when i thought everything was gonna revert back to mundane normality, THEY go and tell me that THEY invited a certain SOMEONE to come along and surprise me. In the presence of MY PARENTS!

(Not that i'm complaining actually but at that moment it was very !@#$%^&*()**@$%#&$(&$^$!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine what unspeakable horrors my parents could have unleashed?? I shit you not, if they had their own way they would have him crucified like Jesus while i go into mary magdalene mode and cry my eyes out, then dry his bloodied feet with my hair.)

But yes I swear my friends are all secretly trying to murder me. And they're doing it through mental and emotional abuse so no one's gonna suspect anything.

WHICH IS WHY I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!! THANK YOU SO FOR MAKING ME FUCKIN HAPPY TO THE MAX THAT I NEARLY DIED!! BUT MARK MY WORDS, I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!! :DDDDDD

So anywayz we went to Little Lebanon after that so i could blow my unholy cake in peace.

Literally. -_-

Ordered a lemon mint shisha which also tried to kill me (and everyone else) cz it was just so fuckin TAJAM! I shit you not man. One puff is seriously like sticking a million needles down your throat simultaneaously.

But since we were all oh-so hardcore like those people who love to sit outside Medan Pelita, we didn't give a shit :D

See, half-breed? If you hadn't been such an ass, i wouldn't have let you miss out. Too baddddd.