From this side of the fence

 
EVERYONE IS BACK!!!

I'm so happy i've been eating non-stop these past few days! Hence the gastranomic numbers on my weighing scale.

EEEEP!

Ignore that, i've just gone and found a new thing to add to my list of 'THINGS THAT SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME'. ED much? I seriously hope not. But what makes me even happier is that after centuries of going, "So when are you gonna bring me to Aji's stall??"....

Wife No. 1 finally got to meet Husband No.5 (or was it 6??). Who now has her stamp of approval smacked right on his man boobs.

AWESOMEZZZZ kan?? It just gets me that it came 3 months and 2 days too late..



"You Lynn drummer Aji ka?

"Aok. Eh how you know??"

"I adik Aji laaaaaaaaa.."


Kuching is a damn small place, i swear. And now i'm contemplating whether i should bang the retarded baby bro of my equally retarded ochipala husband.

How Marilyn Monroe of me. HAHAHAHAHAHA.




Ok the bad news is i was absolutely right about the zombie apocalypse.

But the good news is i'm finally over Dato' K. :D

Because amidst the doom and gloom, something amazing happened. While we were just talking and driving around in your car, all the uniquely psychotic female personalities that apparently reside in my Gemini self suddenly merged into one. And for a moment, a magical split-second;


I fell hopelessly in love with you.