From this side of the fence

I just had a random thought..

We're supposed to protect wildlife on the verge of extinction, rite?

So what do you do, when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?




Don't worry, my lameness scares the shit out of me too.


Ok moving on to sexay-er happenings in my sexay life. xD


I AM NOW RASTAFARIAN!







Ohmahfuckengad, my hair has FINALLY been un-emo-ed. Ya mannnn! I cant tell you in words how awesome that feels but i think you get the point la rite? Now, people will actually believe me when i say i like sunshine and unicorns!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *chokes on saliva*

I admit i was being a little impulsive when i got my dreads. Didn't exactly know how it was done, didn't give a monkey's dick either. So I happily sat through 5 hours of combing, parting, curling, pulling, twisting, tangling, knotting! My flat ass went numb and died, man! And guess what, now its even flatter. -________-

Then, went i got home Bimbo went into watchdog mode. Yes, my own dog couldn't recognize me. Mum gave me her Wtf-were-you-thinking-you-psycho-bitch look.

But shittttttttt it was damn worth the experience! I CAYANGGGG my new hair. It iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Bunny. He iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Gary. He iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Sherry. She iz rockkkkk too.

ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK. On.



So far, the dreads are doing pretty good. Starting to untangle tho. Ahhhh well, thats normal cz i didn't burn them with hot wax. You see, the difference between mine and ones that the ang mohs have is the waxing part. Thats what makes your dreads forever and ever Amen. I chose not to do it cz i wasn't sure if i wanted to keep them THAT long.

And plus, we didnt have candles. :D

So yea mine's like the temporary kind. Meaning to say..

I CAN WASH MY HAIR.

AS MANY TIMES IN A DAY AS I LIKE!

IT DOES NOT STINK!!

Btw i can actually bukak the dreads without having to shave my head. I iz not wanting to have a Britney moment, okai?




Shiohhhhbee... Oi! Oi! Oi! Hahahahaha!

So how do people feel about my dreads?

Well most of them think its awesome. Yes i know. Sik perlu puji lebih2! Hahahahah! :D

BUT

Aaron said i looked like an old mop.

SOMEONE told me i looked like the PREDATOR from Alien vs Predator. And said i should've auditioned to be its stunt double or something! Cibai na.

My dad wants me to get rid of it. NOW.

But oh well, my hair, my life. Its staying until i get tired of it! I now leave you with my favourite hair-related vid from chris crocker.

 I dedicate this to Pippity the Pervy Gnome and people who know what its like to collide.

I hate it when you make me smile. :)

Cass was right all along. And now i'm drain bamaged.

Oh happy day! :DDDDDDDDDDD