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10 men i wouldn't kick out of bed
mood: 
horny
hornymusic: Gimme more-Britney Spears. My stripper theme song. LOL!
#10 MARILYN MANSON
ZOMFG. I would either have to be paid, drunk, stoned, on my death bed, or ALL OF THE ABOVE to even want him in the first place! What guy in the right mind would prance around on stage. In a corset. And a ballerina tutu. Damn, the dude has some serious gender issues.
And that my bitches, is H.O.T.
Oh don't mind me, i just had a can of beer. Bippity boppity boo. :)
And that my bitches, is H.O.T.
Oh don't mind me, i just had a can of beer. Bippity boppity boo. :)
#9 WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR
Yes i know. He is dead, half bald, has a head shaped like a peanut and has less fashion sense than your grandmother's handbag. But love is blind! And there's always plastic surgery! :P Ok looks aside, this guy is just so fuckin romantic and frankly, he writes awesome poetry!
Shakespeare=bad ass. Period.
Shakespeare=bad ass. Period.
#8 TINKY WINKY
I'm not so sure if this counts because a Teletubby isn't exactly human. Oh to hell with that, Tinky Winky is the sexiest thang since Elmo! Yeah I dig fuzzy blue aliens with handbags. They iz METROSEXUAL. I can already imagine us doing manicures, going on shopping sprees and exfoiliating at the spa before heading back for some quality girl talk over hot chocolate.
Shit that can't be right. Tinky Winky is GAY!!
GRAAAAAAAAAA!!
I'm not so sure if this counts because a Teletubby isn't exactly human. Oh to hell with that, Tinky Winky is the sexiest thang since Elmo! Yeah I dig fuzzy blue aliens with handbags. They iz METROSEXUAL. I can already imagine us doing manicures, going on shopping sprees and exfoiliating at the spa before heading back for some quality girl talk over hot chocolate.
Shit that can't be right. Tinky Winky is GAY!!
GRAAAAAAAAAA!!
#7 ADRIAN JIRAM
There. You're on the list. YOU HAPPY NOW????????
There. You're on the list. YOU HAPPY NOW????????
#6 PHUA CHU KANG
Hah! Betcha didn't think he'd make the cut! Well, SAPALISE! ('surprise' in ah beng-style) xD Contractor by day, nose-picker by night. Yellow boots never looked this good! Combine that with a killer sense of humour and you get an authentic cina bukit stud with bird's nest hair. o.O Eh don't pray pray ar. Phua Chu Kang is best in Singapore and JB. And some say... Batam!
Hah! Betcha didn't think he'd make the cut! Well, SAPALISE! ('surprise' in ah beng-style) xD Contractor by day, nose-picker by night. Yellow boots never looked this good! Combine that with a killer sense of humour and you get an authentic cina bukit stud with bird's nest hair. o.O Eh don't pray pray ar. Phua Chu Kang is best in Singapore and JB. And some say... Batam!
#5 TOMMY LEE
I love him. I love him i love him i love him I LOVE HIM. Technically, he's old enough to be my dad but do i look like i friggin care??
Oh Tommy, oh Tommy..
The one and only.
I go into a daze,
When i see your botox-ed face..
I love him. I love him i love him i love him I LOVE HIM. Technically, he's old enough to be my dad but do i look like i friggin care??
Oh Tommy, oh Tommy..
The one and only.
I go into a daze,
When i see your botox-ed face..
A gentle reminder to Pamela Anderson:
Your boobs are fake. Yes they are. So you better back off from MY man, betch or i'll pound you til they be coming off fo sho!
Your boobs are fake. Yes they are. So you better back off from MY man, betch or i'll pound you til they be coming off fo sho!
#4 JAMIE OLIVER
He had me the day he made Chocolate Clafoutis with caramelized oranges. Oh. My. God. There's nothing sexier than a guy who can cook. And i don't mean in the mee-maggi-with-fried-egg sort of sense. I, for one, can't even turn on the stove without burning my house down. And did i mention that Jaime has a HOT BRIT ACCENT?
Ah, don't you just love the accented men? :)
He had me the day he made Chocolate Clafoutis with caramelized oranges. Oh. My. God. There's nothing sexier than a guy who can cook. And i don't mean in the mee-maggi-with-fried-egg sort of sense. I, for one, can't even turn on the stove without burning my house down. And did i mention that Jaime has a HOT BRIT ACCENT?
Ah, don't you just love the accented men? :)
#3 LUKAS ROSSI
As most of my friends already know, i have this thing for men who excessively use eyeliner and other make-up. FYI i don't mean clowns and drag queens, mind you. Instead, i reserve my passions for animal impersonators such as Lukas. Due to the horrendously dark circles around his eyes, he iz sexay Racoon/Panda/Sloth. LOL, i'm turning into a zoophile!
I have only one thing to say to this HOT BEAST.
I WANT YOUR BABY!!!
Savvy? ;)
As most of my friends already know, i have this thing for men who excessively use eyeliner and other make-up. FYI i don't mean clowns and drag queens, mind you. Instead, i reserve my passions for animal impersonators such as Lukas. Due to the horrendously dark circles around his eyes, he iz sexay Racoon/Panda/Sloth. LOL, i'm turning into a zoophile!
#2 NICK SIMMONS
Ladies, i present to you the orgasmic son of Gene Simmons, the most kick-ass Glam Rock superstar ever. He is 6 ft 7, wears tribal shit, has a band called The Electric Chairs and can do his dad's tongue waggle. Can somebody just SHOOT ME NOW?! I'm drooling. And hyperventilating. And fainting. While typing.
Fuck. I want to marry this awesome bastard!!
Ladies, i present to you the orgasmic son of Gene Simmons, the most kick-ass Glam Rock superstar ever. He is 6 ft 7, wears tribal shit, has a band called The Electric Chairs and can do his dad's tongue waggle. Can somebody just SHOOT ME NOW?! I'm drooling. And hyperventilating. And fainting. While typing.
Fuck. I want to marry this awesome bastard!!
AND FINALLY...
#1 JOHNNY DEPP
#1 JOHNNY DEPP
I have only one thing to say to this HOT BEAST.
I WANT YOUR BABY!!!
Savvy? ;)