From this side of the fence

I just had a random thought..

We're supposed to protect wildlife on the verge of extinction, rite?

So what do you do, when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?




Don't worry, my lameness scares the shit out of me too.


Ok moving on to sexay-er happenings in my sexay life. xD


I AM NOW RASTAFARIAN!







Ohmahfuckengad, my hair has FINALLY been un-emo-ed. Ya mannnn! I cant tell you in words how awesome that feels but i think you get the point la rite? Now, people will actually believe me when i say i like sunshine and unicorns!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *chokes on saliva*

I admit i was being a little impulsive when i got my dreads. Didn't exactly know how it was done, didn't give a monkey's dick either. So I happily sat through 5 hours of combing, parting, curling, pulling, twisting, tangling, knotting! My flat ass went numb and died, man! And guess what, now its even flatter. -________-

Then, went i got home Bimbo went into watchdog mode. Yes, my own dog couldn't recognize me. Mum gave me her Wtf-were-you-thinking-you-psycho-bitch look.

But shittttttttt it was damn worth the experience! I CAYANGGGG my new hair. It iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Bunny. He iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Gary. He iz rockkkkk. I CAYANGGG Sherry. She iz rockkkkk too.

ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK. On.



So far, the dreads are doing pretty good. Starting to untangle tho. Ahhhh well, thats normal cz i didn't burn them with hot wax. You see, the difference between mine and ones that the ang mohs have is the waxing part. Thats what makes your dreads forever and ever Amen. I chose not to do it cz i wasn't sure if i wanted to keep them THAT long.

And plus, we didnt have candles. :D

So yea mine's like the temporary kind. Meaning to say..

I CAN WASH MY HAIR.

AS MANY TIMES IN A DAY AS I LIKE!

IT DOES NOT STINK!!

Btw i can actually bukak the dreads without having to shave my head. I iz not wanting to have a Britney moment, okai?




Shiohhhhbee... Oi! Oi! Oi! Hahahahaha!

So how do people feel about my dreads?

Well most of them think its awesome. Yes i know. Sik perlu puji lebih2! Hahahahah! :D

BUT

Aaron said i looked like an old mop.

SOMEONE told me i looked like the PREDATOR from Alien vs Predator. And said i should've auditioned to be its stunt double or something! Cibai na.

My dad wants me to get rid of it. NOW.

But oh well, my hair, my life. Its staying until i get tired of it! I now leave you with my favourite hair-related vid from chris crocker.

Steff and me make a pretty good combination. We're both so alike that its not surprising that we got lost yesterday. THREE FRIGGIN TIMES to be exact! Yes i shit you not, that is apparently how retarded we are.

The first time was when we wanted to go to Waterfront from Medan Pelita. We walked one whole round around the damn building only to realise it was just opposite!

Second time was when we had a tre hardcore moment and decided to go on a sampan ride with the sampan apek and 3 tekangs! The initial plan was to visit Fort Magherita but when 2 people with absolutely ZERO sense of direction explore together, its bound to fail. We passed a school and ended up in a construction site after following the arrow signs that say FORT MAGHERITA. No matter how far we walked, we still couldn't find the stupid fort! Instead we landed in this police flat sort of area! Something funny happened between us and this guy standing next to a truck.

STEFF: Excuse me, do you know how to get back to the school from here?
TRUCK GUY: You two chinese ar?
STEFF AND ME: Yes!
TRUCK GUY: *starts speaking gibberish from China*
ME: Errrr...
TRUCK GUY: *gibberish continues*
ME: We don't understand Mandarin.
STEFF: Yeaaa..
TRUCK GUY: *constipated look*

In the end we found our way back to the jeti and returned to Waterfront safe and sound.


The third time was after watching Made of Honour at Medan Pelita. Since neither of us have ever been to Havannah, we went there thinking that it was an eating spot. It turned out to be a bar.




I know right?

The most embarrassing part was the fact that we managed to get lost inside there even! We thought we could go upstairs and sit so we climbed up this rickety set of stairs. The suddenly the waiter appeared and was like;

"Miss, atas tidak boleh. Itu stor room!"

Ohmahfuckengad it was hilarious but MALUUUUUUUU to the max i tell you! Oh well everbody has their beruk-from-the-jungles-of-Borneo moments. I'm so never EVER going to go near that place again!

Graaaaa.

 At least i had a crazy ass friend to get lost with. :D

Today was sexii time at Permai with Pirate Woman, Hoe and Jacob! I love beaches. The salty smell of the air, the grainy sand, EVERYTHING. But the best part of all would be the sea. I could just stand there forever with the water up to my knees, and let the waves break over them in ripples. Cleansing of the soul as Jacob would say. Now usually i run around like a psychopath on steroids, screaming as if i own the place! But today we had good, sane fun; the kind where you just sit on the rocks together and either space out or crap about anything that comes to mind. As much as i hate to admit this, i realized that i'm actually afraid of crabs. There was this big-ass one that i found extremely fascinating (the Hoe practically jumped out of the water when she saw it) UNTIL.. it scurried towards my rock! The bastard! Well naturally i started screaming like a motherfucker, hoping that the crab would die of shock or something! Fat chance. Thank God it went back to wherever it came from in the end. :D

CONVERSATION SNIPETS OF THE DAY

Me: *points to where SEPW and Hoe are soaking* Let's go play over there!
Jacob: But its raining.
Me: So?? Its the same here and you're already wet, what!
Jacob : But.... its raining!


Sepw: All the high-class hermit crabs are here!
Me: Lulz they have their own private executive swimming pool.
Sepw: Nicer than the one we make.
Me: *picks up a hermit crab* Oh look! Its Angelina Jolie!


Hoe: You know, i saw this documentary of this girl who went sat in the water.  A fish swam up her AHEM and laid eggs there.
Me: Ewwww... Didn't she feel it?? Or did she get turned on or something??
Hoe: Dunno!
Sepw: And then?
Hoe: And then operation la.
* awkward silence as everyone stares worriedly at approaching group of fish*


Then after that, went to Batu Lintang for my mum's early birthday celebration dinner. YAYYYY! Its amazing to think that this incredible human being was the one who raised a nutcase like me. God, i love that woman to bits even if she's naggy and all sometimes. Mess with her and i'll break every single bone in your body. My mum is the epitome of coolness and she rocks my non-existent balls! Even if she's 1 year older now. xD

Hmmm.. i'm pretty sure a lot more stuff happened but i just can't seem to remember them right now. Graaaaa i need sleep.

I am an incurable cam-whore. Thank God for people inflicted with the same disease!

And now i unveil to the world...


KESEWELAN: A CONTEMPORARY COLLECTION OF NOOB PICTURES




"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". LOL

Cass was right all along. And now i'm drain bamaged.

Oh happy day! :DDDDDDDDDDD

FINALLY. After one whole month, i got to see Stephanie Bong. I took a few hours off from work and me, Steff and Ah Dong met up at The Spring for some quality hang out time. It was fun to just wander about aimlessly! Ah Dong was a bit quiet today tho but laughed and made witty comments at the most appropriate of times :)  Steff and me on the other hand jabbered non-stop about almost every random thing under the sun. It was like she never left! We practically talked our jaws off! Not a speck of saliva was wasted!

THINGS THAT I WILL NEVER EVER LOOK AT THE SAME WAY AGAIN

1) Titanic (you know, the movie about the ship that hit the ice cube berg?)
2) When you're gone-Avril Lavigne
3) Toy bears :P
4) Automatic sensor-equipped sinks
5) "Eastern Oxygen"

I won't to elaborate on any of these. It's just complete madness that isn't supposed to make any sense :)

COMMIT

Yes, i'm still sticking to the senseless themes i keep talking about in my blog. I think that sort of COMMIT-ment to a faithless cause is already an achievement on its own. Yay for me!!



On a more spiritual note, its time to go back to COMMIT-ting my life to the only one who knows me best. God. Don't worry, i'm not about to run off to Carmelite and take my nunly vows of complete chastity and utter boredom. Its just that i realised you only get as far as your own two feet can take you. The rest of your journey depends on free piggyback rides from The Big Guy. :)



And as much as i loathe the situation i am in, i've decided to continue COMMIT-ting to my present job until tomorrow. Just for the sake of not 'dropping' my mum's 'water face' as she puts it. Where the heck does she get all this?? But I think its like the direct English translation of menjatuhkan air muka. =.=

ITS BLACKMAIL I TELL YOU!

Yeah i know my boss is your friend and all, but shouldn't i be allowed to quit because i want to?? Woman, you have sold your own daughter to slavery!

Its been 2 days since i started my anti-shit detox program. So far so good!

You're probably wondering what the hell this whole thing's about. Well to put it in short, i'm attempting to put my life back on track by living out 5 themes for 1 month. And since i have nothing better to do but bore you all with my new found Zen-ness, i shall blog about...

CREATE

That's one of the themes i'm supposed to stick to. Basically, i have to take it on myself to initiate, while still maintaining a sense of creativity and realism. Yes it all sounds so freakishly proactive and mature and OLD! I scare myself. But if i don't start doing something, i never will. I can no longer depend on others to make me feel better about myself.

And so far, i have been CREATE-ting a lot of things :)

For a start, i recently CREATE-d my own, personal, bank account. Muahahahaha!! From now on, that's where my salary is going. Before i whip out my atm card and take it all out, of course. Ah, the glorious smell or material wealth! :P

I got a new job!

And nobody puts it better than Alanis Morissette.


I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign


I'm finally starting to see the light at the end of my tunnel. :)

This has never happened before. I want to dance my ass off! Sing my lungs out! Scream from a mountain! Laugh til it hurts! Cry til i go blind! Bang my head on the wall! Jump around like a lunatic!

All at once!!

Just because i want to. Just because i can.

When i'm with you.

Thanks to my kiasu-ness this morning (or technically yesterday morning), I now feel like i've been run over by a truck. 5 times. My head hurts, my neck hurts, my back hurts, my arms hurt, my legs hurt, even my boobs hurt for God sakes! Pain pain PAIN! Seriously, exercise can KILL you if you over do it. Oh well you have to suffer if you wanna look good right? Then me and my mum went for Kolo Mee (again) and later in the afternoon i met up with the king of the bujats.

Apparently, Jared had nothing better then to drag me all the way to his friggin house. To go on a movie marathon. To go on a POWER RANGER movie marathon. The original rangers nonethless! Tell me, what 22 year old in the right mind would have VCDs of a childhood series that went out of date like, 10 years ago?



GO, GO POWER RANGERS! MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGEEEEERSSSS!!

Crap, now the song is stuck in my head.

Unless you live under a rock, you're bound to know these 6 multi-colored super heroes.  I practically WORSHIPED them when i was a kid! I had the figures, bags, masks, tapes, even the weapons! (Plastic ones of course) Ok la, for those of you who don't know anything at all, the Power Rangers are Jason the red ranger, Tommy the green ranger, Billy the blue ranger, Zack the black ranger, Kimberly the pink ranger and Kat the yellow ranger. As you might have noticed by now, the rangers wear matching color coordinated outfits and they each have a custom made weapon. Heck, they even have their own robots (which are btw very lame looking)! Oh and they kinda work for this guy.

Zordon. The guy in the tube with the watery head.

I absolutely LOVED Alpha the robot! So cute! He kept going Aiyaiyaiyaiyai! Rofl! Actually, i also kinda found the villians (Rita and Lord Zedd) adorable especially when they lose to the rangers and Rita goes like " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

 I think the most useless ranger is The Pink Ranger because she's always the first one to get injured, the first one to get captured, the first one to scream, the first one to cry.... Everything also she first! And her stupid archery bow and arrow thingy is only for long range stuff so it really doesn't help much. But for some strange reason, she was my favourite when i was a kid! I think the only reason i chose her  was because i liked the colour back then!

We watched Power Rangers the movie too (the one with Ivan Oooze in it and Tommy becomes the White Ranger). We all agreed that Tommy had the coolest animal robot and Zordon looked like Grandmother Willow without his life support tube thingy! Me and Edwina got hungry when we saw the purple goo in the jar! On normal circumstances, it would admitedly be extremely disgusting. But somehow, it looked like Blueberry peanut butter to us! haha!

 5 THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BRANDED TO MY BRAIN

1) "99 bottles of slime on the wall, 99 bottles of slime! You take one down, you pass it around, 99 bottles of slime on the wall!"

2) Jared: I think the player rosak... It won't turn on.