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To whom it may concern.
mood: 
dirty
dirtymusic: Happy Tree Friends. The moose is so hot. :P
Dear Stomach,
Don't you whine at me! It's for your own good.
Now give me some sit-ups!
Dear Cupid,
You really need to work on your aiming. YOU SUCK. Big time.
Dear God,
Thank you. Not exactly what i prayed for, but You know best.
Btw, can i have a bulldog? Please???
Dear TELEKOM Man,
'Madam' is incorrect.
Seriously, do i look that old to you??
Dear Idiot On Motorcycle,
The next time i see you on the road again, i WILL run you over.
I mean it.
Dear Out-dated Handphone,
You've been a good and loyal piece of crap.
In the dustbin you go!
Dear Tupperware Bottle,
Stop leaking.
Yesterday you made me look like i pissed in my pants.
Dear Retarded Self,
Are you ever going to grow up?
No. Because i'm a rockstar. :)