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Oct. 16th, 2008

Territorial pissings of the incurable cam-whore

mood:

amused

music: Saetia-Venus and Bacchus

1. Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.
5. Tag 10 people to do this.

And so i was thinking, why put only ONE picture, when you can put MORE?

]

Easy, breezy, COVER GIRL! Kakakakakaka! xD And i tag anyone who reads this post!

Nothing much for now so i've decided to give in to my retard instincts WARNING. EXTREME GAY ACTIVITY UP AHEAD. IF YOU INSIST ON READING, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EXTRA UNDERWEAR TO CHANGE INTO :D.

Nowadays, its like a trend in some blogs (especially joint ones owned by people who happen to be in a relationship) to feature MILLIONS of pics of:

The HOTTTTTTTT girlfriend/boyfriend.

Well you know what? You people can start stuffing crayons up your asses cz thats NOTHING compared to MY gerekSSS. Yes, plural is correct. Meaning i get it EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN NIGHT FROM TWO PERFECT CREATURES WHO ROCK MY WORLD. No sleep for me. Or my neighbours, for that matter. :D We make the Karma Sutra look like a children's nursery rhyme book!

MEET MY SAYANGS!

One is a hot hot hot PR student who has mad photoshop skills and a Catholic school girl uniform hidden somewhere in her closet. The other is a boner-inducing, bondage-fetish supermodel who is also a freelance reporter to-be! We have sick private orgies in the sickest of places. Yea, i know you're a getting THOUGHTS now. Oh don't you just wish you could pimp it out like me? xD Well guess what? Not gonna happen. Not in this life-time. Cz they iz MINE and if you come anywhere near them...

I

WILL

CUT

YOUR

BALLS

OFF

AND

STIR-FRY

THEM

WITH

GARLIC

AND

SOY SAUCE.

I believe we've developed a mutual understanding, haven't we boys?

*Yes and if any of you happen to resemble Johnny Depp, don't be afraid to drop us a line. We make exceptions :D*

Tags: omg moments, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

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Oct. 6th, 2008

Now give me ONE good reason to smile

mood:

cranky

music: Gerhana Ska Cinta-Senyuman Ragamu

TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE DAY OF GAYNESS.

Livejournal is a gay piece of technology. It wont let me change my font and shit, for some gay reason.

My car door now has a gay scratch. Cz i opened it too wide and it hit a gay wall.

I thought i saw Philip at Goh Say Lak, so naturally i smacked the guy's back and yelled "Hey!". Then he turns around and i realise its NOT Philip. GAY GAY GAY GAY.

Some Kuching drivers are just so gayyy that they and their gay cars should be banned from the roads.

The Jonas Brothers are gay. Nuff said.

But you know what's the GAYEST thing of all?

The fact that my gay retards left cz the gay hoildays are over.

GAYYYYYYY.

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, pun intended, random blabbers

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Aug. 15th, 2008

It's Britney, betch!

mood:

dirty

If you were wondering whether i died and went to Hell for my eternal damnation, the the answer is no. I AM STILL ALIVE.

Muahahahaha! :D

Sorry it took me like, 10 years to update. I sincerely apologize for not providing sick entertainment. The wait must have been boring, sitting there waiting for your pubic hair to grow longer. :D But i've been busy lately. Of course when i say 'busy' it usually means i've been up and about doing useless things!

Well for one college has started and i'm back to bumming around campus like i own the place. Since Azuar the Wawa moved to Swinburne and left as to DIE in the wilderness, he gave us a campus tour. :D Cuci mata i tell you with the foreign hotties! And then there's sexii time at Mojo with the people who make my day, jam sessions and... gigs.

The only thing i HAVEN'T gotten around to doing would be.......

JOGGING

Yes, i shall admit this. I am a pig. I've been telling Sherry we have to wake up every morning and run around the neighbourhood like Olympic bitches before we go for class. And every said morning, my alarm clock rings, i switch it it off, kick away my blanket..

And go back to sleep.

I know right?

Ah well, i don't need to fuckin exercise. Afterall, i am Jessica Alba. :D

In an unrelated note, I'm ignoring my sewel. As mean as this sounds, psychos should not be encouraged. Trust me.

Btw Kermit is seriously getting to me. In a good way. :) So much for not giving in to his sexay doorstep ribbit-tings. I should really learn to bite my tongue and just orgasm inwardly.

MEEP MEEP MEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Hibiscus Man, on the other hand, is utterly STUPID. So fuckin STUPID that he makes Jessica Simpson look like she graduated from MENSA as a friggin rocket scientist! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Ignore me. Shamu is going through a major nervous breakdown/heartbreak.

Now where's the damn chocolates???

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

Jul. 20th, 2008

Let's do this DOGGY STYLE!

mood:

predatory

music: Marilyn Manson-Heart shaped glasses

The perfect personification of BITCH MEETS CRAB.

Chance encounter.

Highly amusing.

Will involve fancy footwork and perfect timing.

Bring it on. :D

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, pun intended

Jul. 18th, 2008

The Mindless ramblings of a nutcase.

mood:

enthralled

music: Weezer-Island in the sun

Its been 5 days since Rainforest ended and i guess things have pretty much gone back to normal. I hate feeling so.. mundane.

Lol canggih juak england aku. xD

Well for one, i can no longer partay my flat ass off because now i'm supposed to be a Carmelite nun who thinks Grappa is the name of a fruity yogurt drink, and Mojo is the evil monkey in the Powerpuff Girls!

Shalom, rabbi. :D

Maybe its time to seriously get a Shit Folder. It seems to be working for Azuar the Wawa and Doreen! :D Then there's the fact that i'm hopelessly whipped. As whipped as cream, i tell you! Don't ask me how, when or why. I've been smiling like an idiot the past few days and my ass hurts from all the Unta dances i've been doing!

For those who might not know, the Unta or Camel dance is basically bending over with your ass in the air, while stomping around and simultaneously moving your arms which are positioned in a hook-like shape in front of you.

I shall demonstrate!

Yes, this is what i do when i'm insanely happy. The speed of the dance depends on my level of happiness. Haha! Now moving on to a less nauseating topic, I got this tag from Doreen! :D

Name 10 ppl to do this survey.

Number 1-10: People who have no life.

1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?

Yes but i sure as HELL won't bring him home to my demented parents yet!

2 ) Describe urself in one word

Idealist

3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?

The one i love. I'm more likely to spend an eternity getting hurt and sweating blood for that lucky bastard rather than some other fool who worships the ground i walk on. HIBISCUS MAN, I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS!! xD

4 ) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?

Yea but that's gonna change. I iz woman from Amazon and i iz hunting that sexay beast down! Lol.

5 ) Does it feel good to love?~

Actually it feels like getting whacked in the head by a baseball bat. But what the heck, HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

6 ) God is giving u just 5 more minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to that person?

Hey there! Oh guess what, i'm dying in 5 minutes so it 'll be really really cool if you die with me? Saya hati kamu and I can't believe i thought you were a tekang!

7 ) What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??

Graaaaaaaaaa. I hope you die, betch.
-

8 ) Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?

Yeah. I had this Jesus moment bah. Didn't exactly work out but you get credit for trying, right!

9 ) What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?

A little jealousy is adorable but too much is like, BEEP BEEP BEEP. Call 911. We have a serial killer on the loose.

10 ) What can you say about playboys/playgirls?

They're USUALLY good looking bastards and they know it! Like, dammmmnnnn. Its ego deflating time i tell you!

[[ * PART 2 * ]]
-

1 ) Best place to cry? -- Alone

2 ) Who do you love the most? -- Well naturally, the people who matter most. You guys know who you are. :)

3 ) Tell us ur dream las night? -- It was a pretty chaotic, but i remember one part involved me asking my mum where she hide my wallet, because i needed to borrow RM50 to the mermaid that lives in the longkang outside my house. Wtf??
-
4) Ever hated someone so bad? -- Hasn't everybody? But cannot like that. Later Jesus marah.

5 ) The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard? -- Me being called a lesbo back in high school. Fucktards, I am STRAIGHT and i like BIG DICKS! Hah so THERE!

**

[[ * LAST PERSON... * ]]

:: had a beer with? -- Err... random people on the beach.

:: went to the movies with? -- Friends

:: talked on the cell phone with? -- Sherry.

:: u hugged? -- Aaron the cacat caveboy

:: u yelled at? -- Aaron the cacat caveboy. Ahahaha!

[[ * IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...* ]]

>> Kissed sumone? -- Nope.

>> Sing/sung/song? -- Yeah. Everytime i hit the showers i go into rockstar mode, babehhh. :D

>> Danced crazy? -- Oh yes. What, rainforest bah!

// Think of the las time u wer angry, why were u angry?

Err... honestly i don't remember. I don't get angry easily.

// You will die in 3 mins. Last call?

Hibiscus Man! LOL! This survey is so fuckin emo. Its the 2nd time i've been asked about dying within a time frame!

// If you could do anything OR wish anything, wad would it be?

I would... go bungee jumping right this very instant!

// Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?

Me??? *gasps in horror* BLASPHEMY! I would NEVER do such a thing! xD

// Are you old fashioned?

No but i have an old fashioned phone! Haha! Its called VINTAGE, you fools!

// What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

To tell someone i love them. The last time i tried, my retarded male crush thought i was joking when i was dead pan SERIOUS. Graaaa, crayon up the asshole moment i tell you.

// What things would be the hardest for you to give up on?
Drums, chocolate and beauty sleep. Its hard being sexay, you know? :P

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Tags: mindless media, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

Jul. 10th, 2008

JENG JENG JENG!

mood:

artistic

music: Marilyn Manson-Rock is dead

FINALLY. After one whole year of waiting, i can now give in to my rockstar tendencies. For those of you who may have been living under a rock, Rainforest is TOMORROW, betches!!

For most people this would probably mean:

Hardcore moshing

Booze

Hotties

For 3 days straight!

But of course, Chrislynn Siaw is too immaculately behaved for that.

Chrislynn Siaw is a nun!

And therefore Chrislynn Siaw will hide away in a corner with a glass of chinese tea in her hand, and scream in terror when a sexay dreadlocked beast looks in her direction.

Stop laughing, you fool. I meant every single word i said.

NOT! :D

Now don't get me wrong, Rainforest for me isn't just all about getting wasted and then some. Its the music that i can't get enough of and frankly, its become more of a tradition since i've been going almost every year for as long as i can remember! Yea it gets pretty expensive but trust me, its worth all your crisp bank notes with the Agong's ugly face on them. Besides, its the only awesome thing that happens in Kuching! Pathetic, i know, but thats how deprived we are.

On a random note, i hope the toilets are clean this year. It annoys me to the point of inexplicable madness when i happen go into one previously occupied by uncivallised neandarthals who can't aim properly. Like wtf, is your ass that big that it completely exceeds the potty hole range?? Yes, i know the interior of the cubicle sucks but redecorating every inch of it with your ass crap isn't gonna make it any better!

Bleh some people just dont respect the sacredness of the porcelain throne. Off with their heads!

I love the toilet. Apparently its my muse. I shit you not. xD That's why sometimes i bring in a pencil and a notebook in case i have an epiphany. And also because boring ba when you wait for the shit to come out! So might as well i do something productive, right? xD

Which reminds me! 2 days ago i had a moment of inspiration while i was shitting my sorrows away in the toilet. I suddenly had this Industrial-ish tune in my head which i just HAD to put some words to! So in the mean time, i practiced my Death Growl first and guess what? It sounded AWESOME! Holy crap! I was so proud of my retarded self that immediately showed off my new skill to Aaron! Then i went online and recorded my growl for Anne and my hoes. Haha! FYI i DID wash my hands, okai?

Please wait for the proof of my sexiness to load. Thank you.

Oh and did i mention that Aaron and Sherry attempted to growl too? xD

Ahhhhhhh i love our gayness! Wanted to get Doreen to growl too but her sister was sleeping. Wouldn't want her to get nightmares now would i? :D

LOL you know i just find it so amusing to realize that i started this post with Rainforest and ended it with my toilet activities! xDDDD

Ok i shall shut up now. :)

Tags: funnay shit, mindless media, omg moments, psychopathic tendencies

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Jun. 29th, 2008

S.O.S

mood:

restless

music: The Beatles-Hey Jude

To whoever is reading this, i have a problem.

A BIG problem.

Its a little too complicated to explain right now, but the bottom line is...

I NEED YOUR HELP.

PLEASE its urgent. And YES it IS a matter of life and death.

I need you to help me find...

THE MALAYSIAN VERSION OF
NICK SIMMONS.

So if you spot a local guy who's VAVAVOOM, about 6 ft 7, has long-ish curly hair that resembles a bush, dresses like The Rolling Stones and is the owner of a freakishly long tongue,

CALL THIS NUMBER

013-800-I LOVE NICK.

Thank you. :)

Tags: psychopathic tendencies

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Jun. 23rd, 2008

Dumb and Dumber: When Harry met Lloyd.

mood:

dirty

music: Orphee-Rebirth

Steff and me make a pretty good combination. We're both so alike that its not surprising that we got lost yesterday. THREE FRIGGIN TIMES to be exact! Yes i shit you not, that is apparently how retarded we are.

The first time was when we wanted to go to Waterfront from Medan Pelita. We walked one whole round around the damn building only to realise it was just opposite!

Second time was when we had a tre hardcore moment and decided to go on a sampan ride with the sampan apek and 3 tekangs! The initial plan was to visit Fort Magherita but when 2 people with absolutely ZERO sense of direction explore together, its bound to fail. We passed a school and ended up in a construction site after following the arrow signs that say FORT MAGHERITA. No matter how far we walked, we still couldn't find the stupid fort! Instead we landed in this police flat sort of area! Something funny happened between us and this guy standing next to a truck.

STEFF: Excuse me, do you know how to get back to the school from here?
TRUCK GUY: You two chinese ar?
STEFF AND ME: Yes!
TRUCK GUY: *starts speaking gibberish from China*
ME: Errrr...
TRUCK GUY: *gibberish continues*
ME: We don't understand Mandarin.
STEFF: Yeaaa..
TRUCK GUY: *constipated look*

In the end we found our way back to the jeti and returned to Waterfront safe and sound.

The third time was after watching Made of Honour at Medan Pelita. Since neither of us have ever been to Havannah, we went there thinking that it was an eating spot. It turned out to be a bar.

-_________-

I know right?

The most embarrassing part was the fact that we managed to get lost inside there even! We thought we could go upstairs and sit so we climbed up this rickety set of stairs. The suddenly the waiter appeared and was like;

"Miss, atas tidak boleh. Itu stor room!"

Ohmahfuckengad it was hilarious but MALUUUUUUUU to the max i tell you! Oh well everbody has their beruk-from-the-jungles-of-Borneo moments. I'm so never EVER going to go near that place again!

Graaaaa.

At least i had a crazy ass friend to get lost with. :D

Tags: good days, omg moments, psychopathic tendencies

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Jun. 16th, 2008

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

mood:

hot

music: Incubus-Pardon Me

IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE THE FLAT ASS WEREWOLF TURNED LEGAL.

Thanks to my demented friends, my 18th birthday was a blast! Love you guys!!!

Now i can proudly say that i have:

1) Been to The Condom House. And got something from there too! xD

2) Tried raspberry-flavoured vodka. FYI i did NOT get wasted.

3) Had the wettest, most kick ass water fight ever!

4) Filled up a condom. With my own air/oxygen, mind you! Don't start having thoughts!

5) Stayed up the entire night talking crap.

What a way to turn 18, right?

Yeah so maybe i've got responsibilities now and i'm supposed to be all mature and serious about my life. But that can wait. Coz i have a feeling the fun just started. :)

On a random note, i finally realised that i'm hopelessly in love with someone. I shit you not, i iz whipped. And I don't mean this in a my typical infatuated sort of sense. I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE. Fuck the OTHER werewolf and all the other members of the male community! He is teh awesomeness, the god-sent answer to my prayers, the cheese to my macaroni, the Shakespeare re-incarnate i've been waiting for!

But you know what's so hilarious about all this?

We live in different parts of the world.

We've never met in real life.

And the fact that his name is BRANDON BOYD and he's the vocalist of a band called INCUBUS makes it even more fucked up!

Yes, this is my bimbotic groupie moment so SATAP! xD

As most people would already know, i can NEVER EVER resist someone with the dysfunctional hippie vibe, longish curly hair, deep set eyes, facial hair and tattoos/piercings. So its quite easy to see why Brandon just drives me up the wall! From a slightly less shallow point of view, he's got the complete package in my opinion; looks, talent, brains ( being artsy fartsy IS an intelligence, okai?) and a sense of humour. I LOLed when he said "A girl is so much more endearing when she's on mute."

Ahhhh mindless ramblings.

I shall now leave you with a vid of Dig, my favourite song by Incubus.

Bastard, why do i always fall for the ones who remind me of you?

Tags: cuci mata, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

Jun. 12th, 2008

Sadako should just go back to her stupid well.

mood:

cynical

I was ~~stalking~~ browsing through blogs and there was this post by Azizi that inspired me. He was making fun of the cliche' asian horror movies that all seem to feature the SAME long haired spook. Even the plots are predictable! Weird girl (either constantly bullied or has mental problems) kills herself and her vengeful spirit comes back to butcher the balls/boobs of those who wronged her. I mean, WTF?! The whole Ju-On inspired thing is seriously getting very boring! I say its time to think of something else to scare the shit out of the public!

Therefore i propose a NEW kind of horror flick, with never-seen-before story line and special effects! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls..

COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU

The beginning of the story is set during the medieval times when the Salem Witch Hunt was still very much at large. A young nun in a convent who was falsely accused of being a witch was arrested an burnt on a stake. Her soul then possessed her most prized object. Her vibrator. Anyone who uses it dies a horrible and painful death so naturally, someone tries to dispose off it.

However, the cursed sex toy re-surfaces a few thousand years later in present day Kuching, Sarawak. A curious (and obviously horny) young man named Abu purchases it from a kinky antique shop as a birthday gift for his girlfriend Ah Hui. Unfortunately, Ah Hui is freaked out and ends up giving it away to a pondan who works at Jalan Haji Taha. This soon leads to unexplained cases of mysterious but frightening deaths. Can Ah Hui and Abu stop the sex-deprived ghost nun before its too late??

AHAHAHAHAHA!

FYI I like nuns and i believe that vibrators just might make the world a better place. :D So before you start hunting around for a cheese grater to grate my eyes out, remember; THIS IS JUST FOR FUN AND I AM A PERVERTED OOMPA LOOMPA. What else would you expect? xD

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

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Jun. 6th, 2008

When i'm nervous, i stuff my hands into my armpits and SMELL THEM.

mood:

crushed

music: Nice stupid playground-Bedroom Window

I'm stuck in a ruck.

I know what i want and i'm not afraid to get what i want. I even have enough mo-nehhhhh to pay for what i want.

But every time i think of the tedious after-care of my new tattoo... i just go bleh. I have to leave it covered for the first 4-6 hours and then wash it with the disinfectant soap thingy every 15-20 minutes. Soaking is a big no-no and i have to frequently apply vitamin D ointment. All this isn't just for a day or two, okai? Its 2-3 FRIGGIN WEEKS! ZOMFG! And as if that wasn't bad enough, some peeling and possibly a little scabbing will occur. To get rid of this i have to apply warm moist compresses to the scabs for about 5 minutes 2-3 times a day to soften them and they will eventually come off on their own. And did i mention that i might start ITCHING too?? WTF?! Yea, its a sign that the tattoo is healing but... i'm trying to keep all this a secret from my parents. Wouldn't all the strange cleaning habits and excessive scratching like i've got fleas attract their attention?

Graaaa i iz wanting to stick a crayon up my nose now.

MOVING ON....

The Ngajat Werewolf and Jack Sparrow's Malaysian clone was spotted at The Spring today!! This is unfairness to the max! Why do they only appear from thin air when i'm not there to rape them?!

Lulz i shall control myself before someone calls the police. :D

Tags: omg moments, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

May. 20th, 2008

This is the new shit

mood:

sleepy

music: Lupe Fiasco-Paris Tokyo

These past few days, its like i no longer have time to breathe. And guess what? Its awesome that way. :)

17TH MAY 2008

Azuar officially rocks my non-existent balls for giving all of us free tickets to the Groove Republic thingy. I shall buy him deep fried vegetables as a reward. :D Yes, its been 4 years since my last gig. That's just how headbang-deprived i am! I have no life and therefore i should give in to Emo-ness and go kill myself. NOT.

Overall, the whole thing was ok. Saw Bunny, Chary, Dom and Natasha there too. I thought the bands were awesome(especially Lucille, The Times and Mayze) but somehow, it just didn't have that rock concert vibe. Maybe because the place was small. Or maybe it was the disgusting tekangs that practically TOOK OVER the ENTIRE building. Jeebus fuck, i mean why do these people have to spoil everything good? Why can't they just stay in their swamp and rot or something?

ANYWAYYYY, back to the concert.

Okay so the hall was full of tekangs, right? I had a good laugh at a few of the more-retarded-than-usual ones who wore weird eskimo hats and pink sunglasses. They suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started can-caning in front of us! Actually it looked like they were trying to kick each other in the balls but yea. Obviously stoned la. But the funniest was the one with checkered boxers that terangkat every time he lift up his arms! ROFL! That just made my day, man! He was prancing around like a monkey on crack!

Negativities aside, at least i got to cuci mata. :D There was this extremely cute guy who was the vocalist/guitarist of a band whose name eludes me. His bassist was very the sexay too but i like him better. :) Messy hair, freaky smile, corer-than-thou attitude and did i mention that the boy had gunsssssss? Major nose bleed! He had me the moment he pulled off this killer guitar riff while growling. Oh god, he iz sexay werewolf! Somebody has GOT to teach me how to growl like that! Forgive the bimbo moment but Hey, i wasn't the only one that thought he was orgasmic, okay? Pirate Woman and The Hoe agreed! But Hoe thought he was a tekang at first. BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU! *starts gasping like frog with asthma*

And the best part was, i got to mosh with him when The Times were performing. MUAHAHAHAHA! The sexay werewolf was doing this weird ngajat/silat thing and i kinda just jumped in next to him and this other dude. LOL it turned out to be a lot more fun then expected! Now i can't dance but who the hell cares when you're next to a cutie! I stayed in the pit for like 30 minutes, breathing in the tekang air and saturating my skin with tekang DNA. Yeeek! No, i didn't die but i think i killed off 85% of my remaining brain cells. Chary, Pirate woman and Hoe had fun laughing at my retardedness. Haih. After that went to Lok Lok for a high-caloried dinner. The 3 of us ate like pigs and played with the leftovers. We called our supposed million-dollar work of art 'Myself on a plate'.

18TH MAY 2008

FASHION SHOW AT THE SPRING!! Was a little behind schedule that morning, so i rushed to pick up Hoe and then we had breakfast at Madam Tang's. Then we went to Ray's saloon but it wasn't open yet. Very not the sexay. So we ended up going to this super far away kopitiam with Dex, Eric and Bunny for a drink. Another moment of bad timing: Amber called and told us to get our asses back to Ray's, JUST AS WE WERE ABOUT TO SIT DOWN. And to think we walked all the way there for nothing! Bleh.

It was fun watching the models get their hair done, by hardcore Ah Lians and Ah Bengs some more! The tauke of Ray's looked like Snoop Doggy Dogg! Wtf tahap dewa! Surprisingly everyone looked great, especially after the make up and shit. Hoe ended up having at least a hundred pins in her hair and she had this smoky eye thing going on. Bunny, George and James looked like they got punched in the eyes! Oh well, that's what you get for killing peacocks! (inside joke). I kept going up and down to buy make-up stuff from Watsons and the lady must have thought i was a seriously obsessed bitch who can't make up her mind! Lulz! Then Pirate Woman dengan teramat ngegehnya msged and said she was at The Spring already and Azuar chiah-ed her Starbucks!!! :OOOOOOOO No love for Wawa. EVER. xD

Went to the Spring at 12 pm and that was when the cibainess started. It was fuckin hot and just fuckin nerve wrecking! Everyone was damn scared. We were up against professionals, for god sakes! Even though i wasn't modelling, i could feel this huge adrenaline rush that left me gasping and irritable. I usually have my temper in check but i nearly lost my marbles countless times that day. Guess i'm pretty sensitive to vibes. Backstage was HELL. Half the time, i couldn't see and there was this chaotic scramble as i helped my models put on their stuff. Thank God everything turned out so well!

Vanessa, Hoe, Amber, Helen and Jane

Same pic but with the guys: James, George and Bunny.

It was like a LIMKOKWING parody to ANTM. Call me biased but it was awesome to the max! Now where's my tuak, betch?

19TH MAY 2008

Went to Louis' house with Pirate Woman to do our group Hitler assignment. No love for Azizi because he drives a black Avanza! No love for Intan too because she sat in it! We drove from Chonglin to this cafe at Taman Stutong to wait for Janice. The woman took ages to come! P/S to the dirty-minded people who are reading this: I KNOW what you're thinking. Now go wash your brain with chlorox and holy water!

We ended up doing our assignments on the floor like homeless retards. It was hard and at the same time amusing to figure out how to make our report sound more 'student-like'. LULZ! Then Louis made us all sushi which was gone the minute he finished cutting them! Oh oh and the dogs were soooooooo fuckin cute!!! I think they're names are Kopi and Betty. They both look like mops but they were adorable mops! One of them tried to hump my leg. -______- But they were friendly and extremely spoiled to say the least. My boobs nearly fell from laughing when Louis attempted to run so that the dogs would follow him, and when Azizi and Intan screamed like 6 year old girls whenever they came near! Haha! Unfortunately the Hoe had to be abandoned that day. Nevermind, we sexii time on Friday, okai? :D

Hitler is such a bitch. I hate his fugly face and his fugly moustache thingy. Defintely on my list of PEOPLE I WANT TO BUTCHER. He should burn in hell. Which is where he probably is right now. :D And speaking of my list....

It would seriously bring tremendous joy to my soul to see a certain someone rot his tiny nuts away. After i'm done decapitating him and mashing his head with a baseball bat, of course! Graaaaa just thinking about it makes me want to stick a crayon up my nose! How dare he CONTAMINATE my guitar with his Ah Beng DNA?! I shall figure out how to disinfect it as soon as possible. Fuck, nobody touches my baby except ME! Well not literally, but you know what i mean.

As the story goes, I brought my guitar to campus and everyone was just sitting around, jamming. And i don't know how the heck this idiot got hold of it and started to play! To make matters worse, he sucks! Ohhhhhh i just wanted to slug him the minute i saw him strumming away on the floor like pengemis jalanan. If i had a lorry, i would run him over. Twice. The Hoe and Pirate Woman probably had an idea of what was going through my head at that time. Blehh, if there's one thing i just can't stand, its idiotic cinabengs who think they're rockstars. Brainless retard. Go back to your hole and rape a naked mole rat or something.

Excuse the bitching. And no need to terasa, I'm talking about someone else. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Lalalalalalalala.

Okai, now i iz going to sleep. Tomorrow i shall ask Wawa for Sexay Werewolf's number. God, i'm such a stalker! xD

Tags: artsy fartsy, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

May. 12th, 2008

In an unrelated line, from an unrelated song.

mood:

contemplative

music: Jewel-Please don't say i love you

"Have you ever been in love?"

"As in like the movies kind of love? The LURVEEEE love?"

"Yes the deep kind."

"...... No...."

For the first time in my 18 years of life, the gigantic lightbulb in my head switched on. And at that moment, i realized how naive i was in matters of the heart. Now, in my definition, love is subjective. Love is something you might not be able to stand but can NEVER live without. To fall for someone is like getting hit by a train, but it feels so good that you keep coming back for more! You go into overdrive whenever you see him/her, getting all flushed and tongue-tied the moment they come closer. Even the simplest things like a 'Hi' or a smile from that special someone makes your day. And to love that someone means giving unconditionally, even if that person may not give back. He/she is all you can think about. No one else could make you feel, want or need this much.

But you know what's the irony in all of this?

The fact that i've never actually fallen. Not in that sort of sense. Yet, here i am with all these grand ideas of something i don't even understand.

LULZ!

Cupid got me good a lot of times. I'd be completely and utterly smitten by a hot random guy, which would then cause me to stalker-ishly go around trying to find ways to talk to him. In the end when i succeed, i usually wonder why i ever fantasized about him in the first place! xDDD Yes, boys. One minute you're orgasmic, and the next you're just spastic. Thats the shallow side of me. Men are fishes. So why let your first fish of the day stick to your frying pan when there's plenty more in the sea! Like that cute Grunge guy i saw during ER. I waved a bar of chocolate in the air, shouted "WHO WANT?" and then slowly made my way over to the wall he was leaning against. While giving everybody their share, of course! Can't make it THAT obvious ba. :D I think his name was Alvin or Calvin or something like that la and he was 24. I told him he looked younger. Which doesn't matter coz i can't even remember how he looks like anymore. Haha!

But sometimes i'd meet an unexpected guy, in the most unexpected of circumstances and end up liking him much longer than expected. In situations like these i might not even DARE look him in the eye, let alone strike up a one-to-one conversation! I'll just keep everything to myself and continue liking him from afar. Thank God this doesn't happen often but when it does, i can get pretty obsessive. It took me ONE WHOLE FUCKIN YEAR to work up the courage to say Hi to this certain guy. I barely managed to spit it out! We became good friends and i was soooo into him (Secretly. Duhh.) for another 2 more years! Then one day i stopped because i grew out of him. LOL. Oh well life goes on. :D

So how do you exactly define these two feelings i get? It sure as hell isn't love, that i know! Obsession? Nymphomania? Infatuation maybe?

CONCLUSION: I iz robot. I have no fuzzy wuzzy feelings.

***************

I was just thinking. And the sick feeling in my stomach that i've been having for months just got a lot worse. What if we were just caught up in the moment? And.. what if you were just another infatuation?

Shit.

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers, the healthy bitch

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May. 7th, 2008

Crunked.

mood:

hungry

music: Metro Station-Shake it

I'm in the mood to be an upper thigh hole now.

Recently, i was annoyed by a certain dickhead who shall remain annonymous for specific reasons. I probably have no right to judge him in the first place. But have you ever disliked someone and you don't know why? All it takes is one look and you know you'll hate his or her guts for the rest of your life. Well thats how it is with me.

Apparently, this rat from the sewers had the nerve to bitch about stuff that had nothing to do with him in the first place! I mean wtf you're not even from the same planet , you mindless Ah Beng! And don't get me started on his scumbag sense of humour or his porno pictures. Trust me, if you thought mushrooms and paramecium were the lower life forms, think again.

Every time i see this dickhead, I go into sadistic Oompa Loompa mode. i feel like pulling off all his pubic hair. I want to stuff belacan up his ass and grate him to pieces with a vegetable grater. I want to stuff his head into the toiletbowl. I have delightful fantasies of me flatenning him with a steamroller. And would you believe it if i told you that someone like him actually has a girlfriend? A pretty one, for that matter?

Oh well. Less available jerks=More single hotties. :D

Nothing much happened today. Me and Doreen had to go around getting ppl to fill our MCS survey on sex. Sherry couldn't go because she was too busy resting her tired legs at Wings. The hoe made the cut! They were narrowing it down to the last 5 female models and she got picked. We iz impressed! All she has to do now is kill some braincells so she can catwalk like Naima The Grrrr.

As you can see, she has no boobs.

So terpaksa la the both of us go to St Joseph and St Teresa secondary school. Definitely a good experience. My Bahasa Sarawak speaking-skills are getting better! Oh oh and we cuci mata!!! There was this ang moh kid and i think he's around 16. Omg yes, i know its WRONG TO THE MAX but that boy was so the panas! And anyway, there can only be one outcome when a Perverted Oompa Loompa meets the Sexually Frustrated Pirate Woman:

PEDOPHILLIA.

Luckily we didnt add in The Mad Hoe. It would probably become:

GANG BANG.

We iz bad animal. Doctorr say, it not norrmalz. :DDDD Ahhhhh he was blonde, green-eyed and AND he had a cute German accent. 3 irresistable combinations in my opinion. And it didnt help the fact that he kinda looked like a cross-bred product of Jude Law and Chris Martin!

Okay so maybe i over-exaggerated a teensy weensy bit but thats basically a rough description of our underaged German hottie. I iz wanting to rape his ass now. :) Damnnnnn we should have just kidnapped him and brought him back to campus! Then we sexii time on camera and we can call the video, "ONE NIGHT IN LIMKOKWING".

Okay okay i'll stop now before someone washes my mouth with chlorox and holy water. I should even make it a point to go for confession. I can already see myself kneeling in the dark confessional, baring my soul to the priest.

"Bless me Father, for i have sinned. I had orgasmic thoughts."

"And did you entertain them?"

"No Father, they entertained me."

I'm sooo gonna go to hell. :D

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, pun intended, random blabbers, the healthy bitch

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May. 5th, 2008

And while you were falling from your shooting star..

mood:

high

music: Shawn Mullins-Lullabye

Expect no perverted but its-hilarious-and-you-know-it posts from me at the mo. I'm getting in touch with my jiwang side. :D

Jeebus fuck, i've got 2 assignments due next week and i'm still mucking around?? And to make matters worse i cant seem to put my new book down. I even read it while i was making a pie in the toilet bowl! LOL.

This has OFFICIALLY got to stop. Hence, i told my bro to hide it (the book, not the pot pie) somewhere so exasperatingly TOP SECRET that i'd never be able to find it. That was 20 minutes ago. And something tells me its in his underwear drawer. :)

Once there was a giving tree who loved a little boy.
And everyday the boy would come to play
Swinging from the branches, sleeping in the shade
Laughing all the summer’s hours away.
And so they love,
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

But soon the boy grew older and one day he came and said,
"Can you give me some money, tree, to buy something I’ve found?"
"I have no money," said the tree, "Just apples, twigs and leaves."
"But you can take my apples, boy, and sell them in the town."
And so he did and
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

But soon again the boy came back and he said to the tree,
"I’m now a man and I must have a house that’s all my home."
"I can’t give you a house" he said, "The forest is my house."
"But you may cut my branches off and build yourself a home"
And so he did.
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

And time went by and the boy came back with sadness in his eyes.
"My life has turned so cold," he says, "and I need sunny days."
"I’ve nothing but my trunk," the tree says, "But you can cut it down
And build yourself a boat and sail away."
And so he did and
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

And after years the boy came back, both of them were old.
"I really cannot help you if you ask for another gift."
"I’m nothing but an old stump now. I’m sorry but I’ve nothing more to give"
"I do not need very much now, just a quiet place to rest,"
The boy, he whispered, with a weary smile.
"Well", said the tree, "An old stump is still good for that."
"Come, boy", he said, "Sit down, sit down and rest a while."
And so he did and
Oh, the trees was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

As usual, i found something totally unrelated to post up for fun. This poem is so very the Mother Nature, but i absolutely love the fact that its about giving your all even though it hurts. Not sure who wrote it tho. I randomly found it online while i was googling for the lyrics to Deadwood. And now, I iz inspired to stop using so much toilet paper!

Recycle, bebehhhhh. Tree-huggers FTW!

K this is the oompa loompa signing off to do assignments now. Turrah!

Tags: mindless media, psychopathic tendencies

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May. 2nd, 2008

Superman is dead.

mood:

crazy

music: Smashing pumpkins-Tonight tonight

Woahhhhhh its been ages since i updated. Blame it on my assignments. So i'll just do a quick review on what i've been up to lately.

25TH APRIL 2008

Went for the AZAM Toastmaster's thingy wearing sunglasses. At night. FYI i am NOT turning into a tekang. I have more dignity and certainly use enough shampoo to not want to stoop that low. It was the theme for the meeting and guess what? Mr. Alex actually used my perverted topic!

"Its 4 am. You open your eyes, and realize that you're in the middle of Main Bazaar, wearing only your sunglasses. What do you do?"

Ohmahfuckengaddddddd.

After that, went for supper at this place near Ban Hock road with Doreen, Sherry, Dorothy, Dexterina and Jillian. I pretty much stuffed my face like an oink oink and had bulimic thoughts soon after. Fuck. I feel obese right now! Like a blubberous whale that got marooned on the beach or something! So not the sexay.

26TH APRIL 2008

EASTER RALLY 08!!! I am not religious, never was and probably never will be but i go for things like that. How hypocritical. The Ecunumical Christian Center was PACKED with 'the Jesus lovers' and for some strange reason, the shower-deprived tekangs. I think they're gonna take over the planet sooner or later. Like ZOMFG they're everywhere!

I met Mammal and Papan Walnut there. :D We had fun moshing like hardcore rockstars to the praise and worship songs. I jumped around like a stoned kangaroo the whole night and came out of the building looking like i had been raped. I swear my hair resembled the semak outside my house and i was practically sweating myself dry. Aaron was hungry after that so we went to McD for a bite to eat and met my perverted stalkers, Sherry and Doreen!

Ooooo i have stalkers now. I feel famous! :D

30TH APRIL 2008

It was the Mother of all cibai moments. It rained when me, Sherry and Doreen wanted to go back to campus from U-Tech. I dont know what got into our heads but we decided to run back anyways. Honestly it was pretty fun! We spent half the time screaming and stepping into germ-infested puddles of water. Yeeeeeeek! Went up to Wings Cafe looking like drowned rats. Dex and Eric were amused. And after all we had been through, Sherry still had the mood to cam-whore! In the toilet! And while i was desprately trying to dry the front part of my shirt(a.k.a my boobs) with the automatic hand-dryer, the stupid girl took pictures and showed it to people!!

I shall keel her.

And then we found out the rain stopped and Charry and Glenda came back dry. Celaka.

1ST MAY 2008

I was looking forward to a good ol sleep but i had to wake up early for the media forum thing. Had breakfast with Sherry (the mad woman) and Doreen (the sexually frustrated woman) at Green road and then off we went to Crown Towers. The beloved Sunray was already there and Azuar the sexay Fedora (hey it rhymes!) came a little later. Some parts of the forum were boring so i played Tic Tac Toe! Azuar, Doreen and Sherry kept whooping my ass. I iz offended. I thought i was supposed to be smart!

I didn't know media could end up being so political. It was kinda scary and amusing at the same time. We saw Mahathir's daughter and i was soooo tempted to go up to her and say, "Hey there. Where's your daddehhh?" Invited her to cam whore with us. TWICE.

Then during lunch we attempted to teach Fedora boy the language of the retards. He learned fast. What do you expect, natural retard ba! xD

"I iz going to get a water."

Hahahahahaha!

So thats about it i guess. And right now i need Pepsi. Really bad. I'll just gulp down the entire bottle and burp my sorrows away. Nevermind if i die of kencing manis! At least i died in a sugar high. :) And since i'm going to die i need to complete my list!!

10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1) 69 in a sports car, preferably a red Ferrari.

2) Bungee jump from the Eiffel tower in my underwear.

3) Drink a slushie as fast as i can, get a brain freeze, then attempt to sing the Alphabet song backwards.

4) Fall in love with a gay guy.

5) Make up a language and use it to ask people for directions.

6) Tell Johnny Depp i want his baby.

7) Become the world's most kick-ass drummer.

8) Party like a rockstar in a Carmelite Convent.

9) Write and publish a book entitled SEXII TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.

10) Barbeque cats with Mr. Alex.

Graaaaaaaaaaaa. I can't wait for the 'bears and babies'. LOL that sounded so fuckin wrongggg!

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

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Apr. 15th, 2008

Diet my chinese ass arrr!

mood:

gloomy

I feel fat. Like a walking piece of whale blubber to be exact. Graaaaaaaaaa i dont know why i just can't stop eating sometimes! Its like i've been taken over by the aliens! And even as i'm typing right now, i'm stuffing my face like there's no tomorrow!

~~Eat fucker eat!!!~~ This has got to stop. I have no intention of looking like this.

Or even worse, THIS.

Now don't get me wrong, i've got nothing against plus sized people. ~~I am plus sized!~~ I would also like to mention that walruses are cute and cuddly creatures (in case the animal lovers come after me with pitchforks). And for the record, Britney Spears is NOT fat. She's just not thin. :)

Buttttttt there are a few things that i really really want to do right now.

1) Suck out all my tummy fat with the vacuum cleaner. Its fast, its free and its enviroment-friendly!

2) Eat ALL the snacks in the fridge. Maybe if there's nothing left, i'll stop binging. :D

3) Go for a night jog around my neighbourhood. I'll keep running all night long until every blob of fat drops off!

Except my boobs of course. I need them.

LOL i just had a very random and disturbing thought about Pamela Anderson. Have you seen the size of that woman's rack?? Even without them sillicon implants, it looks HUGEEEEEEEE!

This was the most DECENT picture i could find of her. Sorry boys, but my blog is not a porno site.

~~However, i can give links to a few supposedly good ones if you like.~~

:D

Anywayz, back to the lady lumps. The woman can't even walk properly due to the weight on her front. She takes one step and they jiggle like mad! Just imagine if she went jogging. Her boobs would be bouncing so high they'd smack her in the face! I wonder where she gets her bras coz seriously, there is NOTHING in this world that could possibly hold those up except satelite dishes.

Maybe i should just shut up now. And talk about something else. :)

Ohmahfuckengad. Procrastination has once again lead me to my death. I've got to hand up my Media, Culture and Society assignment TOMORROW and look what i'm doing.

-__________-

Someone needs to e-whack me on the head. Right this fuckin instant. Preferably with a baseball bat because it sexii. Okai? :D

At least i've got my ABE assignment under control. Went with Doreen, Sherry and Sarah all the way to 13th mile for this lousy project. It was a fuckingly hot day so naturally, the car was like an oven! I was practically baked alive and i swear, my brain melted and i could feel my fat sizzling! The heat must have gotten to everyone because at one point, i can vaguely remember Doreen becoming sexist towards her own gender and Sherry hitting me repeatedly in the face with a red balloon!

BOINK BOINK BOINK. *cue hysterical laughter*

I iz annoyed. So i iz take balloon from mad woman and boink her on head also. Very nice. :D

Surprisingly the journey wasn't as long as i expected. Maybe it was coz Doreen drove like she was the queen of the road or something! I saw a police car next to us with 2 butt-ugly policemen in front. Since i had nothing better to do, i decided to show some LURVEEEEE and began waving at them like they were my long lost lovers! Very disgusting lovers that i would only fuck when stoned or drunk or BOTH! Their reactions were simply hilarious! You could just tell by their faces what they must have been thinking!

Ugly Policeman No.1: *constipated look* "Kimak. Sekda kerja lain ka pompuan sewel tok??"

Ugly Policeman No.2: *smiles like ass-raping pervert* "Yous wants to bergereks with I? come la, donts be shys!"

Ok enough about the fugly people! Me and Doreen interviewed this adorable little old man at the Petronas petrol station. I dont think he understands English very well so we had to do it in Bm. MotherF i tell you, my BM was sooooo horrendously horrible that i bet the uncle thought i was some retarded child who escaped from Chesire Home!

So much for my SPM A1. =.="

Sherry became our photographer and i've yet to see the pics she took. If she makes me look fat, I KEEL HER! After that, Sarah stayed back at the station while Doreen, Sherry and me drove to the Starbucks at the airport to do Sherry's interview. Jacob gave us free drinks! :D I dunno what the heck they were supposed to be called but it was orgasmic. And I shall now moan in pleasure. ROFL.

Maybe i should just get a-cracking at my MCS assignment now. Coz if i dont hand it up to Nikki, my balls are in deep shit. Watching movie tomorrow btw and i've got that interview to attend. Please please please please please God, don't let me screw up. Ohhhhhhhh if You help me this time, i'll be a nun!

Yeah right. :D

Tags: psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers, the healthy bitch

Apr. 7th, 2008

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

mood:

horny

music: Counting sheep therapy-Curing Chrislynn. Google it!

I want to rape him. No need for you to know who. i just have to do it NOW! Before someone else does it! Trust me, there are at least 10 other girls who want to do the exact same thing!! And there are about 30 more who want to rape him first and THEN take his kidneys!!

Time is of the essence! So why am i still sitting on my ass, blogging?! I shall get my whip and cuffs!

Moving on to a less disturbing topic.

TATTOOS ARE THE SEXIEST THANG SINCE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CONDOMS.

What's not to like about tattoos? They look good and they're actually useful. Allow me to explain.

One day, you were happily walking to Waterfront. I don't know why you would even go there in the first place but its pretty obvious that you have no life. And since you have no life, you are most probably a smelly Tekang with yucky hair that hasn't been washed since the dinosaurs died. The road was packed with cars that day but of course, you, being a tekang, naturally decided to run across blindly like a mad chicken. Come to think of it, the deranged bird would probably have more sense then you. So off you go and suddenly a Lorry appears from thin air and you run headfirst into it. The collision was impak maksima and so your head falls off, rolls away and gets squashed by another car. Your dick is butchered and your body has been severed of its arms and legs. Now, even your own mother wouldn't recognise you. I was about to add in the bit where your brain becomes nothing more but puree but then again, you didn't have one in the first place.

AH BUT WAIT!

A few days before that you tattooed your name on your ass because you're so stupid that you even forget who you are sometimes! The Police are able to identify your remains and your family are able to bury or cremate or recycle you into fertilizer. And so, everyone lived happily ever after.

See what i mean? For my 18th birthday (which is on the 14th of June *hint hint*), i'm going to get a tattoo done! I dont care what you people say! Its MY skin so if i want to puncture it then i will! Of course they sterilize the equipment, you fool! Do you know how many people they poke everyday? Things covered in dried blood are so not sexay unless you happen to be an Emo.

So don't start talking to me about Hepatitis B and Aids. If you want it that badly, go fuck a hooker! I'm sure you'll find plenty loitering around at CERTAIN places which shall not be mentioned here (Kuching is a happy happy city falalalala~~!).

"Eeeeeee..... but its going to hurt reallyyyyyy bad..." says you as you start to faint. Well no pain no gain! If everyone was so bothered with pain then there would be no such thing as butt sex! And as much as it hurts, a tattoo probably wont be as bad as having my balls cut off with a parang, right?

Oh wait, i don't have any balls. :)

ANYWAY...

My mind is made up. I just have to get my parents to agree! :D

Tags: omg moments, psychopathic tendencies, pun intended., random blabbers

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Apr. 6th, 2008

Blame it on the weather baby, its not my fault i'm cruel.

mood:

cynical

I attract dysfunctional people, in the same way i'm attracted to them. Don't ask me why. Its a fetish, i think. Fuck, i'm getting more messed up by the second. But one thing's for sure, 2 dysfunctional people just CANNOT and WILL NOT work. There's too much normal-ness in happy endings. The End.

Anyway, i made my first video! :D I absolutely love this song. Always loved it.

Tags: bad hair days, psychopathic tendencies, random blabbers

Apr. 4th, 2008

A peek at college life.

mood: bouncy

I am an incurable cam-whore. Thank God for people inflicted with the same disease!

And now i unveil to the world...

KESEWELAN: A CONTEMPORARY COLLECTION OF NOOB PICTURES