From this side of the fence

I want to rape him. No need for you to know who. i just have to do it NOW! Before someone else does it! Trust me, there are at least 10 other girls who want to do the exact same thing!! And there are about 30 more who want to rape him first and THEN take his kidneys!!






 Time is of the essence! So why am i still sitting on my ass, blogging?! I shall get my whip and cuffs!



Moving on to a less disturbing topic.

TATTOOS ARE THE SEXIEST THANG SINCE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CONDOMS.

What's not to like about tattoos? They look good and they're actually useful. Allow me to explain.

One day, you were happily walking to Waterfront. I don't know why you would even go there in the first place but its pretty obvious that you have no life. And since you have no life, you are most probably a smelly Tekang with yucky hair that hasn't been washed since the dinosaurs died. The road was packed with cars that day but of course, you, being a tekang, naturally decided to run across blindly like a mad chicken. Come to think of it, the deranged bird would probably have more sense then you. So off you go and suddenly a Lorry appears from thin air and you run headfirst into it. The collision was impak maksima and so your head falls off, rolls away and gets squashed by another car. Your dick is butchered and your body has been severed of its arms and legs. Now, even your own mother wouldn't recognise you. I was about to add in the bit where your brain becomes nothing more but puree but then again, you didn't have one in the first place.

AH BUT WAIT!

A few days before that you tattooed your name on your ass because you're so stupid that you even forget who you are sometimes! The Police are able to identify your remains and your family are able to bury or cremate or recycle you into fertilizer. And so, everyone lived happily ever after.


See what i mean? For my 18th birthday (which is on the 14th of June *hint hint*), i'm going to get a tattoo done! I dont care what you people say! Its MY skin so if i want to puncture it then i will! Of course they sterilize the equipment,  you fool! Do you know how many people they poke everyday? Things covered in dried blood are so not sexay unless you happen to be an Emo.




So don't start talking to me about Hepatitis B and Aids. If you want it that badly, go fuck a hooker! I'm sure you'll find plenty loitering around at CERTAIN places which shall not be mentioned here (Kuching is a happy happy city falalalala~~!).

"Eeeeeee..... but its going to hurt reallyyyyyy bad..." says you as you start to faint. Well no pain no gain! If everyone was so bothered with pain then there would be no such thing as butt sex! And as much as it hurts, a tattoo probably wont be as bad as having my balls cut off with a parang, right?

Oh wait, i don't have any balls. :)

ANYWAY...

My mind is made up. I just have to get my parents to agree! :D