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Jul. 9th, 2008

Oh hell noooooo.


1) What is the most important thing in your life?
Ummm.. that would be a tie between family and friends.

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
A bottle of Pepsi Twist. Sugar highs are tre sexiness. :D

3) Where do you wish to get married?
In a big ass ancient Victorian church and i'll be in this gothic white leather gown. My husband would come in nothing but a black leather jacket, matching leather pants and aviators. haha!


4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
If PERMANENT ownage means marriage, then NEVER. :D And i just realized i contradicted myself in Ques 3! HAHAHAHAHA!

5) Are you in love?
Oh yes. I just can't stop thinking of that be-damned Ibanez ESP. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Satay House.

7) Name the latest book that you bought?
The Men's Guide To The Women's Bathroom. No, its NOT a porno book you pervs!

8) What is your full name?
Chrislynn Siaw Ling Hui.

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
I love them both, as retarded as they are. But hey, its genetic! xD

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Vincent Valentine. Ohmahfuckengad he makes all my psychotic serial killer dreams come true!

11) Christina or Britney?
Definitely Christina. At least she can actually sing! Britney just does weird sex sounds and surprisingly it sells. 

12) Do you do your own laundry?

As pathetic as it sounds, i don't even know how to turn on my washing machine. xD

13) The most exciting place you want to go?
Right now RAINFOREST! Its like the 2nd Christmas of the year!

14) Hugs or kisses?
Both.

15) Point out 7 things about the person who tagged you.
- Doreen

1. One of my awesome hoes

2. She's as dysfunctional as i am. :D

3. One of the few people who don't find me repulsive

4. Has a thing for men in white wigs

5. Her car's name is Jude

6. Loves animals and secretly wants to push them down the stairs.

7. Princess Lili

16) 8 things I am passionate about:
1. Music in general
2. Hardcore singing/screaming in the bathroom
3. Family
4. Friends
5. Food
6. Tacklessly blurting out my disturbing ideas and POVs
7. Stalking certain sexay ppl and pathetic wash outs
8. Blogging

17) 8 things I say too often:
i. Fuck.
ii. Celaka!
iii. Graaaaa!
iv. LALALALALALA!
v. Sexii time!
vi. I/He/She/We/They iz *insert random word here*
vii. Shit.
viii. Oh hotness.

18) 8 books I've read recently:
1. The Men's Guide to the Women's Bathroom
2. One for my baby
3. The Twelfth Night

19) 8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
1. Somewhere out there-Our Lady Peace
2. The Beautiful People-Marilyn Manson
3. Heart-shaped box-Nirvana
4. The Wretched-Nine Inch Nails
5. Dig-Incubus
6. Yellow-Coldplay
7. Chop Suey-System of a Down
8. Fake plastic trees-Radiohead

20) 8 things I learned last year:
1. How to do a Gravity Blast
2. Double Paradiddles
3. Driving a manual car
4. Turning on my mum's oven
5. The basic rules of pool
6. Alcohol should never be mixed and then drunk in one go
7. Snails actually have feet
8. My hearing is getting worse

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Jun. 19th, 2008

Wham bam, thank you spam!


Before i go on i would like to start today's post with a shoutout to Anne:

Woman, I did not STEAL the orgasmic Brandon Boyd because technically, HE IS MINE. ALWAYS WAS and ALWAYS WILL BE. MUAHAHAHA! So if you go near ma man i'm gonna fix yo face, bish! You ain't gonna see it coming, bish!

ROFL at my gay attempt to be all ghetto gangsta but you know i love you anywayz! :D

Graaaaa i'm having a major fat moment right now. Went to bed straight after stuffing my face with fried food. I need somebody to convince me that i STILL look like Jessica Alba!!

I shall now do a tag to get my mind of the weighing scale.

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.


B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Quiz:

1. If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
→ For starters, i'd be seriously crushed. But there's also a saying that goes, "Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned." So if i were him, i'd wear protective armour on my NETHER REGIONS or come to the worse, just migrate to another country. :D

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
→ To have my own custom-made signature snare drum! Mine will be this kick-ass one with a black 14 x 6.5 inches metal shell, half skin heads, brass rims, black snares and crazy graphics all over the body. Omg awesome sensitivity combined with a monster bite, bebehh!

3.Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?
→ Yes. It turned out so much better than i expected and the best part is, its only beginning. :D

4.If you found out you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
→ LOL i'd probably die of shock first! But in case i survive, I'd tell every single person i know and and love how much they mean to me and if possible, do everything i've always wanted to do with them one last time. Then i'll indulge myself with binge-eating, booze, sugar highs and other fun stuff. At least i die happy right? xD

5.What's your ideal lover like?
→ Ummm... someone who knows me so well that he understands even when i speak Swahilee! He doesn't have to be the offbeat indie rocker type, though that would be a HUGEEE plus! xD But basically, I just want a walking contradiction with a great sense of humour, a big heart, and an even bigger vocabulary so that we can insult each other. :)

6.Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
→ I think its both because you can never truly love someone unless you know what its like to be loved. And its the same contrariwise. You can't be loved until you have loved.

7. What is the one thing that pisses you off about the opposite sex?
→ How pig-headed they can be sometimes. Oh, or when they think its a compliment to tell you something you already know, but don't want to hear. For example, "you've got a nice rack.." Wtf tahap dewa.

8.How far will you go for the one you love the most?
→ Hmmm, thats kinda hard to describe. How exactly do you measure love with distance anyway?

9.Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?
→ Nothing i can remember at the moment. But even if there was, my friends would make me feel better. :D

10.Family or friends?
→ BOTH. I can't live without either. I would be like french fries without salt and ketchup! Still tasty but hopelessly ordinary.

I tag:
Sherry
Dex
Jess
Julie
Deb
Anne
Esme
Jared

May. 25th, 2008

Knowing you, knowing meeeeeee

 
Omg got tagged by Pirate Woman and Mad Hoe. Well, here goes nothing!

1. Who was your first?
~ Whuttttt?

2. Why did you two broke up?
~ Because i'm too sexay that it hurts! LOL.

3. Did you have someone to replace her /him?
~ No.

4. Was she / he considered your first love?
~ Nope. What the heck is all this hype about first loves anyway?

5. So, was there a second?
~ Ok i don't understand this one, so i'll just say yes. :D

6. Are you two still together?
~ Errrr... define together.

7. How did it end?
~ I guess i'll find out!

8. How did feel like to be a girl/boy-friend?
~ To be honest, it was pretty much the same as being good friends.

9. Was it an open relationship? Did your friends knew about it?
~ Well it was open-minded! My friends suck so naturally they did. :D

10. Did you get anything for her / him during special days? Eg. Valentine's Day or her / his birthday
~ Yea. Waste of money i tell you!

11. What is your relationship status now?
~ Single. I iz READY AND ABLE. xD

12. How does your love usually start?
~ Unexpectedly.

13. Who confessed first?
~ Technically, me. Hey, I was fuckin drunk!

14. Seriously, how many ex s did you have?
~ The ex s are non-existent.

15. How long did your relationship last?
~ I'd like to find out.

16. When was the last time you broke up?
~ Sheesh, there's no one to break up with!

17. Did you feel anything?
~ LULZ no!

18. How about the opposition? Did she or he felt anything?
~ Haahahaha!

19. What do you think about this survey?
~ Amusingly dumb, as it doesn't seem to relate much. :D

20. One last question, What is love?
~ Love is knowing there won't be a tomorrow, but do i look like i fuckin care?


A- AVAILABLE?:
~ Yes. Oh Tommy Lee, MARRY ME NOW!

B - BEST SPORT?:
~ FOOTBALL. Agree or i keel you.

C - CRUSH?:
~ Too many to list down.

D - DOGS NAME?:
~ Nina and Bimbo. Don't ask. I was young and stupid.

E - EASIEST PERSON(s)TO TALK TO?:
~ The people that matter to me.

F - FAV.COLOR?:
~ Black.

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?:
~ Gummy Bears! They're nice and soft! xD

H - HOMETOWN?:
~ Kuching

I - Instrument?:
~ Drums. One of the few things i don't totally suck at.

J - favorite juice?:
~ Orange!

K - KIND OF MUSIC?:
~ The ones that perfectly express my state of mind at that moment.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE?:
~ Sarikei. Omg my ass practically went numb and died.

M - MILK FLAVOR?:
~ Chocolate!

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?:
~ 2

O - ONE WISH:
~ I wish the Mad Hoe had a flat ass too. HAHAHAHA.

P - Phobia/Fears?:
~ Butterflies, heights and babies

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE?:
~  You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, BUT you can't pick your friend's nose

R - REASON TO SMILE?
~ I'm going to Saratok for gawai!! MUAHAHAHA!

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:
~ What it is to burn-Finch

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?:
~ 12 pm. I'm a pig, so yea..

U - UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT YOU?:
~ I find loud noises and crowded places relaxing.

V - VEGETABLE YOU DONT LIKE?:
~ Bittergourd. Ewwwwww tahap dewa.

W - WORST HABIT?:
~ Procrastinating. I hate it but i can't stop!

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?:
~ None. YET

Y - YUMMY FOOD?:
~ My mum's cooking

Z - ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN??
~ Gemini

                                                                                                                                                                   



Starting time: 12.47 pm

Name: Chrislynn. The Oompa Loompa

Sisters: 1

Brothers: 1

Shoe size: A friggin 9!

Height: Taller than you, that's for sure. :D

Where do you live: In a house

Favourite drinks: Plain water. I'm the most boring person in the world.

Favourite breakfast: Half-boiled eggs with Bovril and Kaya! Yummmm!

Have you ever been on a plane: Did you just have a blonde moment?

Swam in the ocean: Well duh.

Fallen asleep in school: Its a normal thing.

Broken someone's heart: Nope. But i want to! :D

Fell off your chair: Nahhhhhhh it was the chair's fault. It didn't like me.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yes. Blame it on the corny side of me!

Saved e-mails: Nooooo. I iz not nerd.

What is your room like: A warzone. Minus the dead bodies and blood.

What's right beside you: My new Djembe!! MUAHAHAHA!

What is the last thing you ate: Chocolate rice krispies. God, i feel fat.

Ever had Chicken pox: Nope

Sore throat: Yes.

Stitches: Ewwww nooo.

Broken nose: CHOI!

Do you believe in love at first sight: YES. And so should everybody else!

Like picnics: If you don't, you're going to hell, betch!

Who was the last person you danced with: The Sexay Werewolf. :D

Last made you smile: Ainal

You last yelled at: My dog



TODAY DID YOU...

Talk to someone you like: DUHHHH. I wouldn't talk to someone i didn't like, right?

Kissed anyone: Nope

Get sick: Yes. I nearly puked when i saw this prehistoric hag in a see-through top.

Talked to an ex: What ex?

Miss someone: I miss lots of people

Eat: Yes. i'm not anorexic

Best feeling in the world: When you find the groove that automatically gets you into 'The Zone'.  I was talkin about music.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Noooooo.

What's under your bed: Air

Who do you really hate: Myself when i decide to go into diva mode.

What time is it now: 1.09 am



RANDOM.

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
Yea. I hope she's feeling better now..

Q: Do you have any siblings:
Yes

Q: Do you want children:
OH HELL NO.

Q: Do you smile often:
Yes! Even though i look like a lunatic!

Q: Do you like your hand-writing:
Of course. its the sexiest thing ever written on paper.

Q: Are your toenails painted:
Nope.

Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:
Johnny Depp's bed. :D

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:
Black.

Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:
Errr.... i can't remember...

Q: I can't wait till:
My crazy uncle comes back!!

Q: When did you cry last:
Yesterday. Graaaa i hate watching sappy movies.

Q: Are you a friendly person:
Most of the time.

Q: Do you have any pets:
Yes

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
Well one is online with me now and the other is probably boinking away in Langkawi.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
Of course! I love my mum!

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Aint got no tv near my bed

What are you doing right now?
This survey.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes. And got stuck.

Can you handle the truth?
Yes. But i'd rather not.

Are you too forgiving?
Yeaa..

Are you closer to your mother or father?
Ummmmm... both

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Whoever was watching P/S: I Love You with me
How many people can you say you've really loved?
A lot. Don't you ever mess with my family and friends.

Do you eat healthy?
i try to. And fail miserably!

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Lol that would be weird!

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
No. I have muka tembok

How often do you go to church?
Every weekend.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
 My friends. They may not know the problem but being around them makes me feel better. :D

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
I tend to be loud. Too loud at times.

Are you confident?
I tell myself that i am.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago.. (8 years old)

1- Still in primary school.
2- Playing in the longkang
3- Pretending to be a dog
4- Growing fatter by the minute
5- Driving my parents nuts!

5 things on my to-do list today

1- Go to church for repentance.
2- Call Om.
3- Get started on my tribal trance song
4- Convince my dogs to take a bath
5- Post this entry.

5 snacks I enjoy

1- Pringles.
2- Chocolate!
3- Carrot sticks.
4- Cereal.
5- Crackers with condensed milk and honey.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire

1- Buy an island.
2- Get stuff for family and friends.
3- Get a custom made set of hand percussion.
4- Upgrade my sucky drumset
5- Buy a chocolate factory!

5 of my bad habits

1- Scratching my head like i've got kutu.
2- Procrastinating.
3- Clicking, tapping, drumming my fingers
4- Being extremely messy and disorganized
5-  Spacing out

5 places I have lived in

1-My house?
2- My grandma's house?
3- A convent. I kid you not.
4- Hotels
5- Err... school??

5 jobs I've had

1- Part-time cashier.
2- Retarded kompang teacher.
3- Backstage model assistant.
4- Professional nyamuk killer.
5- Babysitter.
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May. 12th, 2008

Focus woman, FOCUS.

Oh crap, another fun distraction. And its all The Mad Hoe's fault!!

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Butterflies
02 | Slowly and painfully losing the people i care about.
03 | People with no sense of humour

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | Friends. Sama palak ba!
02 | Mr. Bean and his freaky teddy bear.
03 | My lame-ass brother. Love that cacat cave boy.

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Waking up and just knowing its gonna be a good day
02 | Being a complete goofball with friends.
03 | Helping my mum spend her money. :D

THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | The shit i say out of anger. It sucks when you hurt your loved ones.
02 | When you want to say something, but just CAN'T remember what it was! Graaaaaaa!
03 | Realizing that there's no more coffee in the house

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | How to fuck a horse, or any other animal for that matter. Stupid zoophiles.
02 | Ah Lians.
03 | My stomach. Why can't it just stop telling me to eat????

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Computer
02 | Outdated handphone
03 | Drumsticks

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | Doing this survey
02 | My Human Communications assignment
03 | Listening to music

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Fuck Nick Simmons. LULZ.
02 | Go on one last adventure with my family and friends.
03 | Funeral arrangements! i want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown from Gunung Santubong, bebehhh!

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Drive like i iz from Tokyo. xD
02 | Play drums better than Darrell. Muahahahaha!
03 | Scare the shit out of annoying little brats. With just one stare. :)

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Fickle-minded
02 | Quirky
03 | Entertaining in this very retarded way.

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Stop eating junk food. Not that i want to. :D
02 | Chat normally online. I find it hard to interact with people i can't see or hear face to face, even if we're buddies in real life.
03 | Sharing my problems. I'm so used to keeping it all bottled up, i guess.

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Creep by Radiohead. Classic.
02 | Open your eyes by Alter Bridge. That guitar solo is just so cibai to the max! Damnnnnnn!
03 | Note to self by From first to last. Awesome double peds and Matt Good rocks my Oompa Loompa balls!

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Any of Avril Lavigne's songs. Someone needs to kill that betch. Seriously.
02 | Anything from The Jonas Brothers. These retards give Disney a bad name.
03 | Crazy frog. Like wtf??

THREE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Sushiiiiiii
02 | Beef rendang
03 | Anything related to chocolate and has a gazillion calories.

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | How to speak like a ghetto queen.
02 | How to do the screamo growl
03 | How to cook.

THREE BEVERAGES I DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Coffee. Coffee coffee coffee. Just thinking about it makes me high.
02 | Plain water
03 | Milo peng

THREE SHOWS I WATCHED WHEN I WAS A KID:
01 | Power Rangers.
02 | Saved by the bell
03 | Biker racer mice

I tag Jess, Deb and anyone who happens to be reading this. :D K now back to my shit.
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